Prince George EVIL Pine Needles

In recent news pine needles have indeed become animate objects and planned a fire in a local Prince George sawmill. According to the workers of the mill the pine needles propusfully became dry and flammable. This incident is truelly tragic, 2 dead, and 22 deadly injured, and why? Because of pine needles. Authorities have started making search parties to find these pine needles, and make sure they pay for what they've done. In europe the general of deffense has decided that they will have a zero pine needle tolerance policy. Now any person flying, or driving into europe with pine needles will be sent back, or even in serous transportation issues may be detained. 


Pine needles have always been an issue for residents of north america, since we first settled here they have dropped in our pools, hot tubs, hair, and other such intolerable acts. They have also had many sticky incidents in their constant tree war with sap. Casualities are happening just to frequently kids going home with sap and pine needles on there hands and feet will no longer be tolerated. Its time to put a stop to this.

First Satirical Blog Post

Within my extensive research of other races I have found that all races are completely excepted into society. I have found that different races are only threats if they have skittles, and ice tea. This for some reason triggers humans imaginations. Other races have always been excepted in society from before the american revolution to modern times. Hittler was a major supporter of all religions,and races, I believe he was credited with writing the first draft of the "bill of rights" which declared freedom of religion, press, speech, and more. In all the articles I have read it has been stated that african american people, and other races have never been profiled in human history. In conclusion the whole human race has all ways been treated equal and always will.